Reposting this from June 2011 in honor of Father’s Day.
This is the story of a tidy little ship that sailed on Father’s Day.
O it’s I that am the captain of a tidy little ship,
Of a ship that goes a-sailing on the pond;
And my ship it keeps a-turning all around and all about;
But when I’m a little older, I shall find the secret out
How to send my vessel sailing on beyond.
— from “My Ship and I” by Robert Louis Stevenson